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November 30, 2004
tu madre
The door bell rings at work, and so I go to answer it right? Well I open the door and before me stands a tiny mexican man...............
no no wait, let me back up a little. I still work part time at a private investigation firm, as I did circa CJ19100, and this place of business is actually a refurbished white two story home. The city recently tore up part of the yard to get access to a water line, and of course my boss got upset with them.
Bell rings, tiny mexican man, with a tiny clipboard looks up at me and says with a thick accent. "EEsss yourrd mahther home?"
I shoot back down at this minnie mehicano with, what I can only imagine was, a look of shock, confusion, and paralysis. Here I was, in the middle of work, thinking about ways to build equity in my home and start my own business (ok I was daydreaming about boobs) and there’s a halfpint horatio at the door wanting to speak with my mother.
I really didn’t know what to say, I remember asking him to repeat himself, and then just sort of blankly turning around and walking away, mumbling to the others in the office about a man wanting to see my mother... aparently he was just the landscaper.
Posted by deoff at November 30, 2004 08:02 PM
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He didn't want your mother...it was her arm he was after.
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Hey cracker, long time no hear from. I guess you haven't forgoten about tu madre productions. I hope you are doing good and drop a line sometime. take care.
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